Fashion Bloggers Have Souls Too!

I want you all to know this blog is real, I am real and the jokes and superficialness is to add a bit of humour to (when you get to the bare bones) a humorless world. There is still famine, rape as a weapon of war, and there is still genocide happening in places such as Darfur. There are people losing their jobs and people burying their children. There is so much hate in this world and at times we are all responsible. 


Just today I was rushing back to my office for a conference call and I'm guessing I didn't look too enthused, as a homeless man outside of Quiznos said "smile, you just ate a meal". If that doesn't stop you in your tracks, I don't know what will. 


We all try desperately to count our blessings, be thankful for everything life has given us. At times this gets harder and harder to do, though we are very conscience of our fortunate circumstances. As I said on my very first post, take from this blog what you will... but I hope I can cause a "chuckled" reaction around the world. This blog is not just a fashion/beauty blog, it is an outlet for a sometimes dim light, and I hope it is an outlet for you as well.

Fashé

P.S. I solemnly swear to only use this blog as a confessional on an annual bases. Though this does not mean much as I am not a religious person, or have a bible on hand to swear on. I will steal one from a hotel and do it later.

Nip + Fab

Imagine my surprise when I took my weekly routine trip to Shoppers and found Nip + Fab on their shelves!!!! I of course bought as many products as my little bank account could handle, though many of the products were on sale! If you want plumper tits or a fine ass, I would suggest investing in a couple of their products! The products are very easy to use and can probably tweak any beauty dilemma that you may be suffering from. What I am most excited about is the Cellulite Fix Body Sculpting Gel. I will let you know if I see any improvement!

Fashion for the Weak @ Heart: Wow you smell... not that nice!

Fashion for the Weak @ Heart: Wow you smell... not that nice!: "It is hot and sticky out there and the last thing you want to do is spray your obnoxious fragrance all over your sweat induced body. In the ..."

Wow you smell... not that nice!

It is hot and sticky out there and the last thing you want to do is spray your obnoxious fragrance all over your sweat induced body. In the summer I take a break from my eau de toilette and replace it with a more subtle scent such as a light body spray. I love love love the summer scents from Victoria's Secret or their de-fusion line Pink ($18). But if you would rather spend your hard earned cash on a patio somewhere getting inebriated, then might I suggest a cheaper solution to the funky smell gathering in your nether regions?

I found Dove's Go Fresh body mist does the trick! It is light, airy and compact. I probably spray that thing more than a cat spray's in heat, yet without the lasting stench. Gross.

Dove has numerous scents and there is normally a sale, such as buy two for five dollars. At that rate you can pitch for some deodorant and maybe some men will now venture to your table. My two favourite's from the Dove line are the nectarine and white ginger scent as well as the pomegranate and lemon verbena scent. Whatever verbena means? Who the hell cares... you smell delicious! Each of these scents also has a matching deodorant, just incase you wanna keeps things kosher.

Also, it is best to store your unused fragrances in the fridge as it will keep it fresh much longer. Just a little tip from the mother country.

Smell ya later Fashionistas...

Happy Canada Day to all the Canadians around the world! 

Day to Night Does Not Have to be a Fright

Day Look: with a little straw hat
and a  yellow denim vest.

Night Look: pairing the nude
dress with a sequin jacket and
a green wedge.

We all would like to go from day to night in a snap, but sadly we do not all have Fairy Godmothers. Actually I don't think Fairy Godmothers actually exist. Too bad. Anyway... it is actually very easy to turn your day outfit into something that you can rock out in until 3 am, all you need is a base. A base can be anything from a pair of skinny jeans to a cotton dress. Take this little nude dress I picked up from H&M for $17. 

  

My Base

The Top 20 Things Not to Do at a Friend's Wedding, or to DO if You Never Want Her to Speak to You Again.

1. Wear a white dress to her wedding, better yet... ask her to send a picture of her dress, then buy a prettier and more expensive one and wear that. (joint effort with Shannon)

2. Ask her fiancé if he has ever considered polygamy, then give him a little wink.

3.  Tell everyone the bride is pregnant, and it may be best to bring gifts for the baby to her wedding shower.

4. Make a speech about how fun your vacation to Mexico was. Then proceed to tell everyone about the 20 guys who did shots off her stomach.

5. When she shows you her dress say, “don’t worry it will look fabulous after you put on the full body spanx.”

6. Sleep with the groom’s autistic brother.

7. Sleep with the groom.

8. Tell her you are so upset about not having a boyfriend, and ask her if she would mind postponing the wedding until you find one.

9. Bring her ex who cheated and dumped her as your plus one.

10. Take bets at the reception of how long until the happy couple gets a divorce.

11. When asked how you know the bride say, “Oh we met 10 years ago at the corner of Church and Jarvis, before his operation... I mean hers”.

12. When congratulating the groom in the receiving line say “I don’t know what Karen is talking about, you are way hotter than your father”.

13. Give the couple a cheque that you know will bounce, and then get your accountant to send them a bill for the $30 NSF charge to your account.

14. Ask the groom “why her?”

15. When she’s cutting the cake, whisper in her ear “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you”.

16. If you use to date the groom, don’t talk about how you use to date the groom.

17. Ask the priest how big god’s penis is.

18. If you moonlight as a stripper, do not accept the job to strip at her fiancé’s bachelor party. Unless you really need the cash.

19. As a wedding gift, give all your unused gift cards from Christmas, throw in some McDonald’s coupons as well. Chances are they are going to need them... after this money pit of a wedding.

20. When talking with other guest’s say “I can’t believe she wore pure white, she’s the biggest slut I know!”