Fashion Bloggers Have Souls Too!

I want you all to know this blog is real, I am real and the jokes and superficialness is to add a bit of humour to (when you get to the bare bones) a humorless world. There is still famine, rape as a weapon of war, and there is still genocide happening in places such as Darfur. There are people losing their jobs and people burying their children. There is so much hate in this world and at times we are all responsible. 


Just today I was rushing back to my office for a conference call and I'm guessing I didn't look too enthused, as a homeless man outside of Quiznos said "smile, you just ate a meal". If that doesn't stop you in your tracks, I don't know what will. 


We all try desperately to count our blessings, be thankful for everything life has given us. At times this gets harder and harder to do, though we are very conscience of our fortunate circumstances. As I said on my very first post, take from this blog what you will... but I hope I can cause a "chuckled" reaction around the world. This blog is not just a fashion/beauty blog, it is an outlet for a sometimes dim light, and I hope it is an outlet for you as well.

Fashé

P.S. I solemnly swear to only use this blog as a confessional on an annual bases. Though this does not mean much as I am not a religious person, or have a bible on hand to swear on. I will steal one from a hotel and do it later.

Nip + Fab

Imagine my surprise when I took my weekly routine trip to Shoppers and found Nip + Fab on their shelves!!!! I of course bought as many products as my little bank account could handle, though many of the products were on sale! If you want plumper tits or a fine ass, I would suggest investing in a couple of their products! The products are very easy to use and can probably tweak any beauty dilemma that you may be suffering from. What I am most excited about is the Cellulite Fix Body Sculpting Gel. I will let you know if I see any improvement!

Fashion for the Weak @ Heart: Wow you smell... not that nice!

Fashion for the Weak @ Heart: Wow you smell... not that nice!: "It is hot and sticky out there and the last thing you want to do is spray your obnoxious fragrance all over your sweat induced body. In the ..."

Wow you smell... not that nice!

It is hot and sticky out there and the last thing you want to do is spray your obnoxious fragrance all over your sweat induced body. In the summer I take a break from my eau de toilette and replace it with a more subtle scent such as a light body spray. I love love love the summer scents from Victoria's Secret or their de-fusion line Pink ($18). But if you would rather spend your hard earned cash on a patio somewhere getting inebriated, then might I suggest a cheaper solution to the funky smell gathering in your nether regions?

I found Dove's Go Fresh body mist does the trick! It is light, airy and compact. I probably spray that thing more than a cat spray's in heat, yet without the lasting stench. Gross.

Dove has numerous scents and there is normally a sale, such as buy two for five dollars. At that rate you can pitch for some deodorant and maybe some men will now venture to your table. My two favourite's from the Dove line are the nectarine and white ginger scent as well as the pomegranate and lemon verbena scent. Whatever verbena means? Who the hell cares... you smell delicious! Each of these scents also has a matching deodorant, just incase you wanna keeps things kosher.

Also, it is best to store your unused fragrances in the fridge as it will keep it fresh much longer. Just a little tip from the mother country.

Smell ya later Fashionistas...

Happy Canada Day to all the Canadians around the world!